Flyswatters for the budget conscious

Look at this. flyswatter

This is how you bring about the downfall of corporate America. You build your own flyswatter.
Home Depot told me I could buy two plastic flyswatters for $1.49, which sounded like a great deal until I realized that it would be a half hour round trip to get them. Who has that kind of time, when there are houseflies running around the house. Which is why I made this myself.

All it took was a coat hanger (of which every household seems to have a million), a glue gun (which every household should have because they are totally COOL), and the plastic paddle cut from the bottom of a container of cherries. In an emergency a container of strawberries will suffice.

Don’t forget to poke holes in the plastic. You need to make your flyswatter aerodynamic.

IF YOU AREN’T ONE OF THE ENLIGHTENED YOU CAN ALWAYS GET THIS INSTEAD: